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Mar. 15th, 2012



Life is just so unfair!

A request for help on making a cast of a handprint in concrete has been buried in a tale of tragic woe. Evil realtor sold a house that OP had been foreclosed on decades ago. Seems the real world is supposed to stop so that OP can continue to live in a house filled with bad wiring and other hazards. OP had been arranging for 'Fannie Mae" which I understand is some US tax payer supported thingy to do all the renos and allow OP and family to continue living in house. EBIL people who bought the place are just ebil.
Why do we need to know all this? Just post that you want to make a cast of an impression.

Feb. 23rd, 2012



Be Afraid

When someone says "I know what I'm doing!" Be afraid. The Captain of the Costa Concordia probably said those words to the First Officer just before the ship hit the rocks. In this case, there is not much as stake other than looking like Phyllis Diller  on a bad hair day.

"Yesterday, I was at a beauty supply store and saw Adore Brand Demi-Permanent, deposit only hair dye. I decided hey, maybe I could try the ginger color to liven my blonde hair up a bit? BIG MISTAKE! My hair is now orangey-yellow. like neon orangey yellow. and the thing is? this hair color GLUED ITSELF to my hair. "

Goes on to tell us all the things she has done to 'fix it' - that have all failed. So when comments suggested that she seek professional help were posted, we were all told. I know what I am doing!

Later on we learn that she has dyed her friend's hair and has 'fixed" several other bad outcomes.

"I am probably going to do the developer bleach method! I have had that work with getting rid of auburn dye, and it turned right back to its blonde color. I just posted for help here because I've never had my hair turn YELLOW before, so I didn't know if I should try anything different to left it from my hair. Soo I'll def do the violet bleach :)"

This just in - new post in Beauty - perhaps a troll. LOL
"Today I bought Lights and Brights hair color enhancer in Really Red. I've used this stuff before and I was very happy with the results, but the issue was that I wasn't so sure how to apply it, so I just ripped open the little packet, poured it into my hand and dyed everything in my house bright red."

Nov. 9th, 2011

batshit about curtains!


Defeated by labels

Is removing labels really that damn hard? Or am I just a mean person for rolling my eyes at this? Or is this a troll, like the slimy bucket person?

Oct. 6th, 2011



What are allergies between friends?

My friend is borrowing my crockpot & using it to cook something with onions. I'm deathly allergic to onions.

Why not just tell your friend to either a) make something that doesn't use onions
or b) get her own damn crockpot (seriously, they're around $20)

Aug. 22nd, 2011



I'm so edgy, I can cut the fabric with my hands.

I'm so edgy, I talk about myself in the third person. Can you help me make a "progressive" kilt?

Bonus edgy points granted for using the phrases "spanking the outerweb" and "skull-shaped sporn ideas". And having a username called "Psychopathic1".

Jul. 26th, 2011



Vinegar Solves EVERYTHING!

Hey guys, I spilled vinegar in my car, how do I get the smell out?

With vinegar, of course!

Jul. 25th, 2011



Relationship Advice A La Postsecret

"Oh Raoul, you're perfect for me, but because you asked me for a naked picture I'm going to dump you. Never talk to me again, kthxbai"

"Oh, you want to know why I'm dumping you? It's because that any person, anywhere, who asks for a naked picture is obviously some slimeball who will videotape me without my knowledge (nevermind the fact that if you were videotaping, you wouldn't have to ask for the photo)."

I know postsecret isn't exactly 'domestic', but her relationship tips are just too good to not share :D
(besides, a relationship is domestic, isn't it? Isn't it? VALIDATE MEEE!!!)

ETA: Thanks to LJ going tits up 2-3 weeks ago, & the links being on an RSS feed that only keeps maybe a week of old entries, I can't update the links for this D:
Mods - should I just delete?

May. 26th, 2011



Tuna fish and OJ girl!

Did anyone get caps? I was responding to her never tasting the foods she cooked and bam! it was gone! Was that a serious post? Troll? WHO ONLY EATS TUNA FISH AND OJ then states they love to cook but never tastes the food? My mind was boggled.

May. 16th, 2011

Kyle biceps


H_D, the new Dr. Drew.

Hip Domestics, tell me about my boyfriend's boundaries!

May. 13th, 2011

never forget


Help, firebrick!

I'm so confused. How am I supposed to shape, stretch, and roll out pizza dough on a preheated pizza stone that's already in the hot oven? Am I supposed to climb into the oven with it? Am I supposed to sacrifice my hands for the sake of a delicious pizza with a crispy crust? HOW DO I MAKE PIZZA ON A FIREBRICK?

Oh...wait...you mean I can assemble the pizza OUTSIDE the oven and then transfer it onto the heated stone in the oven?? Well, that makes a lot more sense.

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